i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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