is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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