dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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