Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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