he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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