i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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