Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i think my cat just said my name.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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