If that was your dad, he is hot
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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