Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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