It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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