I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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