I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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