i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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