Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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