you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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