He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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