ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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