He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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