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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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