Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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