I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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