where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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