Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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