This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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