think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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