If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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