her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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