hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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