Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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