i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
