he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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