We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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