In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
