why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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