I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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