I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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