"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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