My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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