oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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