I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize