We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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