The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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