is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
