her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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