she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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