Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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