Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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