Have you finally orgasmed yet?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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