Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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