i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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