Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
