Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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