Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
