Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I would ride that face into the sunset
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
he's single and there are thong briefs.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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