Do you still have your period?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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