i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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