Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
do nipples grow back?
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