I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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