you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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